Kid courting story (Rev: 1.0)

Little Jack was 7 years old, and like other boys in his age, was rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day, he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Jack, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his elder sister and her boyfriend. Jack did, and the following morning, Jack explained everything to his mother.

Sister and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while. Then, he turned off most of the lights and started to kiss and hug her. I figured sister must be getting sick because her face started to look funny. He must also have the same thought because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart beat, just like the doctor would. However, he is not as good as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too because pretty soon, both of them started panting and getting out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sister got towards the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sister told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick....a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sister saw it, she got really scared. Her eyes was big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake !

Anyway, sister became brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go...I guess it bit her back. Then, she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sister lay back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it. He helped her by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sister started groaning and squealing, and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel...I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sister and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats... they have nine lives or something. This time, sister jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggling, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sister's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.

Mother fainted.

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